when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
Looking for love? Try this line on anyone, and they will fall in love with you 100% guaranteed
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
"So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be Best Man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend."
MISS WENCESLAS: How did you get in?
SHERLOCK (scornfully): Please.
MISS WENCESLAS: I want to know.
SHERLOCK: The art of disguise is knowing how to hide in plain sight.
everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods
they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds